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alchemicals) wrote2016-02-02 04:48 pm
alchemicals) wrote2016-02-02 04:48 pm
INVENTORY/REGAINS - TRUSTFELL
STUFF HE WILL SHAMELESSLY YARD-SALE TO LITERALLY ANYONE
002. Blueberry Perfume
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
007. Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
019. Green Mascot Costume
A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur.
023. Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
041. Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.
051. In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.
052. Cherry Blossom Bouquet
A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty”.
053. Iron-Nicking Sword
A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless.
055. The Queen’s Straitjacket
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.
060. Go Pieces
White and black stones used for playing Go. The game of Go brought forth many words into general use, such as fuseki (groundwork) and jouseki (established tactics). The two colors, white and black, may bring forth despair.
067. Fantasmal Fan
A folding fan from the Heian period. It’s said that whoever possesses this can converse with spirits.
068. Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
073. Gloves of Tomorrow
Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters.
074. Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.
078. Portable Gaming System
A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system.
080. Kirlian Camera
A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film.
STUFF HE IS KEEPING
001. Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.
013. Chiyuki Doll
A gift from Chiyuki. This knitted doll looks exactly like your friend! Maybe a ball-jointed doll would have been more appropriate.
016. Comb Scissors
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
026. Lascivious Wonders of Nature
Alcohol-free sake. Even though it’s alcohol-free, you still get drunk off it.
027. Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
042. Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
043. Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.
061. Fishing Rod Pen
A fishing rod made so that you can have fun fishing anywhere, anytime. It can shrink down to the size of a ballpoint pen, leaving you free to carry it around.
069. Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
070. Blue Ram
Also known as 'the reverse energy drink’. When you drink it, you feel positively decadent. It was a big hit with its tagline, “Blue Ram clips your wings”.
071. Necroissant
A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all.
076. Maidenly Carry-On Bag
You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works.
079. Rose Whip
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF
Old Journal THANKS, ELDA
It looks like some bugs got at this before people did. Maybe there’s valuable information inside?
Stray Cat NOW STAYING WITH GUZMA
A potted plant with the mind, personality, and behavior of a cat. Likes tuna, but hates oranges.
Sheer Heart Attack THANKS, KIRA
A vinyl copy of the actual Queen album.
Nail Clippers THANKS, KIRA
Plain, metal, and exactly what it says on the tin.
Sandwich THANKS, KIRA
Tomato, lettuce, and croquette sandwich, in a helpfully portable bag.
Manicure Set THANKS, KIRA
Obtained on request from the Wordsmith, shamelessly stolen from Kira's room.
002. Blueberry Perfume
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
007. Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
019. Green Mascot Costume
A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur.
023. Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
041. Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.
051. In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.
052. Cherry Blossom Bouquet
A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty”.
053. Iron-Nicking Sword
A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless.
055. The Queen’s Straitjacket
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.
060. Go Pieces
White and black stones used for playing Go. The game of Go brought forth many words into general use, such as fuseki (groundwork) and jouseki (established tactics). The two colors, white and black, may bring forth despair.
067. Fantasmal Fan
A folding fan from the Heian period. It’s said that whoever possesses this can converse with spirits.
068. Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
073. Gloves of Tomorrow
Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters.
074. Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.
078. Portable Gaming System
A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system.
080. Kirlian Camera
A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film.
STUFF HE IS KEEPING
001. Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.
013. Chiyuki Doll
A gift from Chiyuki. This knitted doll looks exactly like your friend! Maybe a ball-jointed doll would have been more appropriate.
016. Comb Scissors
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
026. Lascivious Wonders of Nature
Alcohol-free sake. Even though it’s alcohol-free, you still get drunk off it.
027. Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
042. Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
043. Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.
061. Fishing Rod Pen
A fishing rod made so that you can have fun fishing anywhere, anytime. It can shrink down to the size of a ballpoint pen, leaving you free to carry it around.
069. Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
070. Blue Ram
Also known as 'the reverse energy drink’. When you drink it, you feel positively decadent. It was a big hit with its tagline, “Blue Ram clips your wings”.
071. Necroissant
A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all.
076. Maidenly Carry-On Bag
You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works.
079. Rose Whip
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF
Old Journal THANKS, ELDA
It looks like some bugs got at this before people did. Maybe there’s valuable information inside?
Stray Cat NOW STAYING WITH GUZMA
A potted plant with the mind, personality, and behavior of a cat. Likes tuna, but hates oranges.
Sheer Heart Attack THANKS, KIRA
A vinyl copy of the actual Queen album.
Nail Clippers THANKS, KIRA
Plain, metal, and exactly what it says on the tin.
Sandwich THANKS, KIRA
Tomato, lettuce, and croquette sandwich, in a helpfully portable bag.
Manicure Set THANKS, KIRA
Obtained on request from the Wordsmith, shamelessly stolen from Kira's room.